Turkey nightclub attack: What we know

Plymouth, Devon – During my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon, I have amassed loads of interesting tidbits and information about the more depraved members of society. What I will do with that knowledge in the future is anyone’s guess, but for the time being, let’s just say I’m a hit at parties. A personal favorite of mine, aside from nekkid hyjinx, are fetishes. Admittedly, I was a fetish virgin before I happened upon this fantasstic website – I mistakenly thought fetishes involved nothing more than food, feet, and feathers. Heh…I was so wrong. Seems that there is a booty-sniffer on the loose in the UK. He is described as a bespectacled 5′ 9″ balding ginger weirdo in his 40’s. Surveillance video captured Mr. Weirdo sniffing the ass of a 20-year-old male grocery store employee as he was bent over stocking shelves. The video shows the strange little man pretending to pick up items from shelves before nosing in on the young employee’s brown eye and taking a whiff. On one occasion, the butt-sniffer’s nose actually made physical contact with the employee’s ass. Police are treating the incident as a sexual assault and are asking for witnesses to the October 31st and November 7th attacks to come forward. Yummy video goodness after the jump. Enjoy!!ST. PAUL, Minn. – A 33-year-old man was at a diner with friends around 4 am. Sunday at the same time as 30-year-old Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu’s and her friends. At some point the man made a comment regarding one of the women with Mwarabu and ended up losing some of his ear as a result. After making the comment, a drunk Mwarabu confronted him, licked his ear and then bit part of it off. Mwarabu, a 6th grade teacher at Northfield Middle School, was arrested and charged with assault. The man was treated at the hospital and told that some of the missing ear will grow back on its own. Mwarabu’s employer was unaware of the arrest until a reporter called them for a comment. Northfield Superintendent L. Chris Richardson told the St. Paul Pioneer Press school officials will have to learn more about the case before taking action. Check out the larger mugshot after the jump. Her eyes are redder than two freshly fucked assholes. […]

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Shaanxi villagers fondly recall Xi Jinping’s time there as an ‘educated youth’

The only, remotely bright side to this is that the dog died instantly instead of suffering the effects of so much gravity. It really is little comfort considering that people have come out to say that Rysa has been seen abusing the dog in the past.A sign at the park lists rules, including that a parent must accompany children younger than 12. But according to Fred Evernham, a 20 year resident of the neighborhood, it’s not uncommon for children younger than 12 to play unsupervised at the park.

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Bangladesh eyes 2 mln overseas jobs in next 5 years

And maybe thats why I ended up liking this movie; it just doesnt give a flying fudge how it may hold up to any ounce of critical review. It basks in its own warm glow of dumb and never lets up with the craziness. You cant gauge whats going to happen from one moment to the next. Its wild, untamable; like chimpanzee with Down syndrome and a perchance for tossing shit at anyone that comes close to it. Fuck you Syngenor..I love you!

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New gibbon species discovered in SW China

Charlotte, NC — A teenager from Charlotte, North Carolina was reported missing last week and then found dead later that same day in Massachusetts may have fallen out of an airplane’s wheel well. Delvonte Tisdale moved from Baltimore to Charlotte to live with his father. He was a student at North Mecklenburg High School, a member of the school’s Air Force Jr. ROTC program and by all accounts, hated living in Charlotte. When he was reported missing by his father on Nov 14th, they figured he had run away like he had before. Hours later, on the 15th, a mangled body was discovered hundreds of miles away on the front lawn of an upscale home in Milton. The body was not wearing a shirt or shoes and was so badly mutilated that cause of death and immediate identification were impossible. The only clue was a handwritten note in a pocket that appeared to be a lunch pass with Tisdale’s name on it. Using fingerprints, investigators were able to determine it was in fact the missing teen. Now investigators are exploring the possibility that Tisdale may have stowed away in an airplane’s wheel well in an attempt to get back to Baltimore, his body falling out of the wheel well as it passed over Milton while it prepared to land at Boston’s Logan Airport.At the time of sentencing hearing, Shadow had found a new home with a county shelter employee who spoke at the hearing about the dog’s suffering. Be well, Shadow. […]

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‘Heroic Duo’ concert from Tashi Dunzhu and A Yunga

McKeesport, PA — Jacquay Hall, 31, has been on trial for crimes stemming from the alleged rape of a teenage girl that was recorded on a 911 call the girl had placed. The outcome of the trial was mixed, at best.You can see a pic of the dog’s injury by clicking here, but be warned, it is disturbing and like looking at an M.C Escher drawing, you’re brain will have trouble processing it at first.

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Direct flight connects Chengdu, Madrid

Back in July, Nicole Greenaway left her 3-month-old daughter, Brooklyn, in the care of friend and co-worker, Amanda Huard. The plan was for Brooklyn to spend the night but at 1:34 a.m., Haurd called 911 to report Brooklyn wasn’t breathing and was unresponsive. Six minutes later, paramedics arrived and rushed Brooklyn to the hospital but sadly, she didn’t make it.Dekenipp was initially jailed on suspicion of vehicle theft, trafficking in stolen property, unlawful flight, theft and driving on a suspended license on January 10 — bond was set at ,000. Now that he has an escape charge, his chances at making bond have all but vanished.

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